Thursday, August 4, 2011


Whatcha sellin’, ice cream man?
German chocolate mint pecan?
A jumbo-sized banana split?
With whipped cream, nuts, and fudge on it?
Popsicles? Eskimo Pies?
Spider-Men with gumball eyes?
Push-Ups? Nestle Candy Tops?
Klondikes, maybe? Otter Pops?
Orange mango? Purple grape?
Bomb Pops done in licensed shapes?
Kiddie cups? Or waffle cones?
Me, I say: To each his own
Just as long as—
Wait, that’s odd…
All you’ve got is frozen cod?

1 comment:

  1. wtf is an otter pop? haha too lazy to google + I was neglected a childhood ice cream treat