Thursday, August 4, 2011

Funny.

Whatcha sellin’, ice cream man?
German chocolate mint pecan?
A jumbo-sized banana split?
With whipped cream, nuts, and fudge on it?
Popsicles? Eskimo Pies?
Spider-Men with gumball eyes?
Push-Ups? Nestle Candy Tops?
Klondikes, maybe? Otter Pops?
Orange mango? Purple grape?
Bomb Pops done in licensed shapes?
Kiddie cups? Or waffle cones?
Me, I say: To each his own
Just as long as—
Wait, that’s odd…
All you’ve got is frozen cod?

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Delay

Friends,

I am so sorry for the lack of posts. I just started the blog and then go 2 weeks without posting. My apologies.

Work has keep me busy. This is day 18 of 14 hour days, school 2 hours on weekdays, and 3 hours of filler/travel. I've barely had time for you, and for that, I am sorry.

I will return to my normal posting routine soon, within 2 weeks. (This is still going on, but thank heaven I get 1 day off this weekend)

 Here's some animals. Thanks for understanding.
http://pleated-jeans.com/2011/01/12/lol-animal-pics-1-12-11/

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Just 1 today

Please watch this:
http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/sam_harris_science_can_show_what_s_right.html

What an excellent video about the discussion of relative morality. I may memorize the entire thing.

Sorry guys. Work has summoned me for OT the next few weeks. in 15 days I will work 220+hours along with school. I'm not sure I will make it. But I will still have my coffee, and do what I can. To my loyal followers!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Short stuff:

Well friends, small post today. I have many papers to write, and life is not so great. Here we go:

This mashup is spot on. Cannot believe how similar they are.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3391864/batman-vs-the-dark-knight-trailer

Better Jesus reply: Lol, I dunno.
http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/son-fail-yahoo-answers.jpg

Oh Men's Health. You are so close to getting me to buy a subscription.
http://howto.menshealth.com/give-her-amazing-scalp-massage

I love hyperbole and a half. Go read everything.
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/02/scariest-story.html

That's it friends. See you tomorrow.

Monday, March 28, 2011

New week. Big post.

http://www.mobilemag.com/2011/03/24/300-mouse-traps-600-ping-pong-balls-nuclear-chain-reaction/Apologies for the delayed post friends. Crazy weekend. Here's some fun stuff to make up for it:

Coke, apply this design now.
http://bank.imgdumpr.com/index.php/random/genius-19-pics/



I may do this myself, just in case. 

800 on a wallet? Nope.
http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/565/biometric-wallet-is-virtually-indestructible-opens-with-your-touch/

Damn. And now I'm going to go buy 300 mousetraps.
http://www.mobilemag.com/2011/03/24/300-mouse-traps-600-ping-pong-balls-nuclear-chain-reaction/

I love fishing shows. Not really.
http://www.break.com/index/outtakes-from-bill-the-fishing-guy.html

Oh boy. Making these now.
http://www.instructables.com/id/Drunken-Gummies-Vodka-Infused-Gummi-Bears/

Well. I'm going to keep this in mind for when I create my evil empire.
http://twentytwowords.com/2011/03/24/a-sentence-by-sentence-guide-to-writing-a-manifesto/

Crap. Well there goes my free time for the next month.
http://www.mirror.org/ken.roberts/propp.srat.html
Whew. That took a while, but I solved it.

I'll believe this when I read about it in a Published scientific journal.
http://video.godlikeproductions.com/video/Surprising_Scientific_Discovery

Wow. Great car commercial. Worth the few seconds.
http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1511

Better than the original?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6BKhvhSehc

Give me my 30 minutes of life back!
http://www.davidbessler.com/pulldown/pipecleaner_dance3.swf

That's all for now! Come back and see me!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Today's internet

Small post today, and a little late. Bare with me, still getting used to this stuff.

I love science. This is a really neat animation. Learn you something about space =)
http://www.valdosta.edu/~cbarnbau/astro_demos/stellar_evol/images_stellar/evol_massive5.swf

There are many types of love. Wiki says so.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mania_%28love%29

I'll take a new set of lungs, new muscle implants, and a soul please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAI5rLnnCBE

I would have done the exact same thing in this guy's shoes. Tea and window sitting. UGH.
http://www.relationshipcontract.net/x1ChamomileTea.html

I want one. I care not the cost. FEAR ME!
http://www.crunchgear.com/2011/03/23/japanese-engineers-create-human-powered-exoskeleton-suit-video/

That's all today. Visit tomorrow for more internet.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Oh the atrocity.

Guh. The layout is currently awful. I will fix it to be more appealing in the coming days. Hang tight kiddos.

Today's Internet Stuff

Greetings all, and welcome to my blog-o-blag.

I will be posting things from my internet wanderings. Things relating to science, comedy, animation, general geek culture, and whatever else tickles my fancy. You (lucky readers) will also be privy to my special commentary.  We'll start off with a few links today:

http://open.salon.com/blog/sally_swift/2009/10/14/men_are_from_mars_women_are_from_colorado

 Having not watched her video, I would say her best defense against the shitstorm heading her way is that she doesn't speak that language and could not accurately reproduce it. Also her main complaint was that she was distracted in the library where the speaker shouldn't have been on the phone.  But the response this guy made is actually not bad. Chorus is at least good.

tl;dr: dumb blond, song's worth a listen.

http://www.randompics.net/wp-content/main/2010_08/a38e3df0-44a9-4540-accb-df8c6d32c28b.jpg

My time travel machine only goes forward. And only rarely do I end up without clothes.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504784_162-20045501-10391705.html

Oh my. This is funny, and I think a good place to end my first days wanderings. See you all tomorrow. To my time machine!

Samwise