Thursday, August 4, 2011


Whatcha sellin’, ice cream man?
German chocolate mint pecan?
A jumbo-sized banana split?
With whipped cream, nuts, and fudge on it?
Popsicles? Eskimo Pies?
Spider-Men with gumball eyes?
Push-Ups? Nestle Candy Tops?
Klondikes, maybe? Otter Pops?
Orange mango? Purple grape?
Bomb Pops done in licensed shapes?
Kiddie cups? Or waffle cones?
Me, I say: To each his own
Just as long as—
Wait, that’s odd…
All you’ve got is frozen cod?

Tuesday, April 12, 2011



I am so sorry for the lack of posts. I just started the blog and then go 2 weeks without posting. My apologies.

Work has keep me busy. This is day 18 of 14 hour days, school 2 hours on weekdays, and 3 hours of filler/travel. I've barely had time for you, and for that, I am sorry.

I will return to my normal posting routine soon, within 2 weeks. (This is still going on, but thank heaven I get 1 day off this weekend)

 Here's some animals. Thanks for understanding.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Just 1 today

Please watch this:

What an excellent video about the discussion of relative morality. I may memorize the entire thing.

Sorry guys. Work has summoned me for OT the next few weeks. in 15 days I will work 220+hours along with school. I'm not sure I will make it. But I will still have my coffee, and do what I can. To my loyal followers!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Short stuff:

Well friends, small post today. I have many papers to write, and life is not so great. Here we go:

This mashup is spot on. Cannot believe how similar they are.

Better Jesus reply: Lol, I dunno.

Oh Men's Health. You are so close to getting me to buy a subscription.

I love hyperbole and a half. Go read everything.

That's it friends. See you tomorrow.

Monday, March 28, 2011

New week. Big post. for the delayed post friends. Crazy weekend. Here's some fun stuff to make up for it:

Coke, apply this design now.

I may do this myself, just in case. 

800 on a wallet? Nope.

Damn. And now I'm going to go buy 300 mousetraps.

I love fishing shows. Not really.

Oh boy. Making these now.

Well. I'm going to keep this in mind for when I create my evil empire.

Crap. Well there goes my free time for the next month.
Whew. That took a while, but I solved it.

I'll believe this when I read about it in a Published scientific journal.

Wow. Great car commercial. Worth the few seconds.

Better than the original?

Give me my 30 minutes of life back!

That's all for now! Come back and see me!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Today's internet

Small post today, and a little late. Bare with me, still getting used to this stuff.

I love science. This is a really neat animation. Learn you something about space =)

There are many types of love. Wiki says so.

I'll take a new set of lungs, new muscle implants, and a soul please.

I would have done the exact same thing in this guy's shoes. Tea and window sitting. UGH.

I want one. I care not the cost. FEAR ME!

That's all today. Visit tomorrow for more internet.