Funny.

Whatcha sellin’, ice cream man?
German chocolate mint pecan?
A jumbo-sized banana split?
With whipped cream, nuts, and fudge on it?
Popsicles? Eskimo Pies?
Spider-Men with gumball eyes?
Push-Ups? Nestle Candy Tops?
Klondikes, maybe? Otter Pops?
Orange mango? Purple grape?
Bomb Pops done in licensed shapes?
Kiddie cups? Or waffle cones?
Me, I say: To each his own
Just as long as—
Wait, that’s odd…
All you’ve got is frozen cod?

Delay

Friends,

I am so sorry for the lack of posts. I just started the blog and then go 2 weeks without posting. My apologies.

Work has keep me busy. This is day 18 of 14 hour days, school 2 hours on weekdays, and 3 hours of filler/travel. I've barely had time for you, and for that, I am sorry.

I will return to my normal posting routine soon, within 2 weeks. (This is still going on, but thank heaven I get 1 day off this weekend)

 Here's some animals. Thanks for understanding.
http://pleated-jeans.com/2011/01/12/lol-animal-pics-1-12-11/

Just 1 today

Please watch this:
http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/sam_harris_science_can_show_what_s_right.html

What an excellent video about the discussion of relative morality. I may memorize the entire thing.

Sorry guys. Work has summoned me for OT the next few weeks. in 15 days I will work 220+hours along with school. I'm not sure I will make it. But I will still have my coffee, and do what I can. To my loyal followers!

Short stuff:

Well friends, small post today. I have many papers to write, and life is not so great. Here we go:

This mashup is spot on. Cannot believe how similar they are.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/3391864/batman-vs-the-dark-knight-trailer

Better Jesus reply: Lol, I dunno.
http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/son-fail-yahoo-answers.jpg

Oh Men's Health. You are so close to getting me to buy a subscription.
http://howto.menshealth.com/give-her-amazing-scalp-massage

I love hyperbole and a half. Go read everything.
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/02/scariest-story.html

That's it friends. See you tomorrow.

New week. Big post.

http://www.mobilemag.com/2011/03/24/300-mouse-traps-600-ping-pong-balls-nuclear-chain-reaction/Apologies for the delayed post friends. Crazy weekend. Here's some fun stuff to make up for it:

Coke, apply this design now.
http://bank.imgdumpr.com/index.php/random/genius-19-pics/

I may do this myself, just in case. 

800 on a wallet? Nope.
http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/565/biometric-wallet-is-virtually-indestructible-opens-with-your-touch/

Damn. And now I'm going to go buy 300 mousetraps.
http://www.mobilemag.com/2011/03/24/300-mouse-traps-600-ping-pong-balls-nuclear-chain-reaction/

I love fishing shows. Not really.
http://www.break.com/index/outtakes-from-bill-the-fishing-guy.html

Oh boy. Making these now.
http://www.instructables.com/id/Drunken-Gummies-Vodka-Infused-Gummi-Bears/

Well. I'm going to keep this in mind for when I create my evil empire.
http://twentytwowords.com/2011/03/24/a-sentence-by-sentence-guide-to-writing-a-manifesto/

Crap. Well there goes my free time for the next month.
http://www.mirror.org/ken.roberts/propp.srat.html
Whew. That took a while, but I solved it.

I'll believe this when I read about it in a Published scientific journal.
http://video.godlikeproductions.com/video/Surprising_Scientific_Discovery

Wow. Great car commercial. Worth the few seconds.
http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1511

Better than the original?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6BKhvhSehc

Give me my 30 minutes of life back!
http://www.davidbessler.com/pulldown/pipecleaner_dance3.swf

That's all for now! Come back and see me!

Today's internet

Small post today, and a little late. Bare with me, still getting used to this stuff.

I love science. This is a really neat animation. Learn you something about space =)
http://www.valdosta.edu/~cbarnbau/astro_demos/stellar_evol/images_stellar/evol_massive5.swf

There are many types of love. Wiki says so.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mania_%28love%29

I'll take a new set of lungs, new muscle implants, and a soul please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAI5rLnnCBE

I would have done the exact same thing in this guy's shoes. Tea and window sitting. UGH.
http://www.relationshipcontract.net/x1ChamomileTea.html

I want one. I care not the cost. FEAR ME!
http://www.crunchgear.com/2011/03/23/japanese-engineers-create-human-powered-exoskeleton-suit-video/

That's all today. Visit tomorrow for more internet.

What today hath wrought.

Okay. This seems like a lot of woman I know. But thank Buddha I'm not that guy anymore.

http://www.break.com/break-originals/other-funny-stuff/shes-too-good-for-everyone-2024186

Nun's tend to ruin everything. Except basketball.
http://www.baekdal.com/design/the-saga-of-biorn/

I love free stuff
http://www.oddee.com/item_96631.aspx

Last one for today. Who doesn't love a good joke?
http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/1800-a-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-says-i-just-got-back-from-the-battered-woman-s-shelter-and-boy-are

See you tomorrow!